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Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Phoebe: That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Ross: Yeah, that's it?
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Ross: And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Monica: That's just good sense!
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: That's why!
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
CHANDLER: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Joey: That's a... pla-an.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
Phoebe: That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
CHANDLER: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.
Phoebe: Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys.
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
Phoebe: All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!
Monica: I guess that's how.
Joey: That's right baby.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Monica: (Looking around to check that no-one's listening, then lowering her voice anyway) That's insurance fraud.
Monica: That's very nice.
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
Ross: That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.
MR. TREEGER: There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.
Chandler: That's sweet, Joey.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Ross: Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
Phoebe: Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...
CHANDLER: I was looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess that's out the window.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
ROSS: Yes, and that's why we're here.
Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.
JOEY: "Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!"
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Prospective nanny: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.
Chandler: That's a good idea. I wonder where I could (Pause) get a basket of porn
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Monica: No, that's not mine.
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
PHOEBE: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: That's a bird!
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Monica: Oh, that's great! Congratulations!
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.