words in movies
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
PHOEBE: Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?
CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Monica: That's all right.
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Monica: Oh that's great!
Monica: That's great!
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Chandler: That's true!
Chandler: That's true!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: That's okay.
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Chandler: That's a pig.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
Ross: Oh, that's me.
Ross: That's what I'm telling you.
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
Ross: Really? That's great!
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
Monica: That's the surprise!
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Joey: No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: That's right!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.