words in movies
CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
PHOEBE: OK, I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire.
GRANDMOTHER: Alright, that is not your father, that's just a picture of a guy in a frame.
GRANDMOTHER: Anyway, that's all I know. That, and this. [pulls apart a frame and pulls a picture out] This is the real him.
PHOEBE: Uh-huh, yeah, that's my cheat sheet.
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
CHANDLER: Oh, so that's what this is for.
ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
CHANDLER: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out.
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Ross: Oh, that's me.
Ross: That's what I'm telling you.
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Ross: Really? That's great!
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Monica: That's the surprise!
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: That's right!
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Joey: No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Gary: Oh that's great!
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Phoebe: That's a bird?
Joey: That's it! Thanks Pheebs!
Phoebe: Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there.
Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Caitlin: One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?
Phoebe: That's a defense?
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Monica: Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Ross: Seriously that's a lot of cups.
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Rachel: That really is something; that's really cool.
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Monica: That's stealing!
Phoebe: That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Joey's Hand Twin: That's okay. (Walks out.)
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here.
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.
Joey: I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Monica: That's so gross!
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Joey: That's not funny at all!
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Chandler: Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?
Rachel: No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.Gavin come out from behind that curtain!
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Phoebe: That's not very enlightened!
Monica: That's what it sounded like.
Chandler: That's perfect! That's brilliant! (Starts going through the photo album)
Phoebe: That's weird. (Pause.) I bet they're doing it.
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Phoebe: All right, that's it, I quit.