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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]

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Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)

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[Cut to the girls’ apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]

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Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.

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Monica: Yep! You got the tickets?

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[Cut to the guys’ apartment.]

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Joey: It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

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Monica: Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator…

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Phoebe: Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?

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Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it’s on the counter in your apartment.

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(They all start out, Rachel gives each one a kiss, and says "bye." In the hall, Joey says…)

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Joey: London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)

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(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves it’s entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)

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[Scene: Street in front of the London Marriott, Joey and Chandler exit. Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.]

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Joey: Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his "pop-up" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)

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Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?

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Joey: It’s London, baby! All right, the hotel’s here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go… No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I’m gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)

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Joey: I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go.

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Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, we’re not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?

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Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)

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[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]

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Emily: …and that was all before 10 o’clock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there aren’t any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. We’re not gonna be…

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Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?

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Ross: Um-hmm! Doesn’t that sound delicious at the last minute?

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Monica: Yeah, y’know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn’t have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I can’t wait to see this place you’re getting married!

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Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

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Emily: Oh. Oh. (She starts running towards the building.)

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Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.

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[Scene: Westminster Abbey, Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey.]

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Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey I’ve ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?

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Chandler: I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place.

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Chandler: To Put the Camera Away!!!

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Joey: Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]

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Phoebe: Yeah, I do. What’s the matter?

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Rachel: I’m just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.

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Rachel: Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!

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Phoebe: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!

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The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? We’ve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...

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Joey: Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?

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Joey: Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)

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The Vendor: He’s just jealous. You’ll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!

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The Vendor: (looks around) They’re all tourists.

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Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

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Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.

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The Vendor: Good choice.

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[Scene: The hotel, Ross’s room, Emily is entering.]

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Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we’ll be able to find a new place for the wedding.

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Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.

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Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

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Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.

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Emily: It’s not the pants. It’s you that is backwards. And if, and if you don’t understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn’t get married at all! (She storms out.)

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Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags.]

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Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.

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Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

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Phoebe: So uh, now look at the picture…

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Phoebe: All right, and umm… (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)

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Chandler: Hey. (He nods at the hat.)

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Joey: Oh. (Takes off the hat.) Sorry!

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Joey: Noo!! I’ve had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!

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[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]

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Joey: (on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.

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Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, what’s your friend’s name?

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Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!

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Chandler: I’m gonna go to the bathroom.

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Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)

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Ross: Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?

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Ross: I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

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Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

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Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Phoebe answers it.]

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Phoebe: Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.

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Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?

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Phoebe: All right, the seven of us miss you.

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Phoebe: Y’know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies…

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Joey: Ahh, the babies miss me?

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Phoebe: Ooh, the pizza guy’s here!

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Phoebe: Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special.

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(Phoebe has already hung up, leaving Joey in the dark. So Joey decides to watch some TV and turns on a rerun of Cheers, with the theme song playing. At first, he’s happy, but as the song progresses Joey gets depressed and homesick.)

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(At that Ross plugs in some Christmas lights to light the place up.)

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Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and… (Points to Ross) You go.

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Rachel: Do you remember where the duck food is?

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Phoebe: Yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. Why?

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Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.

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Phoebe: No! Because he’s in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y’know, it’s too late! You missed you’re chance! I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over.

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Phoebe: I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesn’t stop.) I do! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. I’m carrying a litter.

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[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone   is ringing.]

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Housekeeper: The Waltham Residence.

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Housekeeper: This is the housekeeper speaking. And by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses oneself on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.

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Housekeeper: Miss Waltham, is at the rehearsal dinner and it’s not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.

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Phoebe: No no no, I’ll be nice, I swear!!!   Could you just give me the number for where they are?

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Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

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[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]

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Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.

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Mr. Geller: (embarrassed) Judy, the kids..

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Mrs. Geller: Jack, that’s what they call the subway.

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Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling it’s the Gellers. (She pays no attention she’s talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, it’s the Gellers. (She’s still not responding.) She’s very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.

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Mr. Waltham: It’s the Gellers!

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Mr. Waltham: Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. (He hand a multipage bill to Jack.)

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Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).

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(Ross quickly directs the families to their tables.)

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[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]

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Waiter: Goat cheese, water chestnuts, and panchetta. (Joey Looks down disgustingly at the food.)

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Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)That’s not food...No, I don’t, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can’t even remember what Phoebe looks like.

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[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]

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Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!!!

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Mr. Geller: This bill for my half of the wedding. it’s insane.

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Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.

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Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. I’m paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) I’m going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.

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Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I don’t want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?

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Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.

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Rachel: (Running to the ticket counter) Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.

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Ticket Agent: The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.

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Rachel: Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.

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Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I don’t have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)

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Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)

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[Scene: The Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill.]

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Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.

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Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.

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[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]

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Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don’t want to talk about it, that’s fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...

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Rachel: (Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.

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[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]

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Chandler: I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)

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Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica.

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Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?

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Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

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Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?

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(One of the bridesmaids, Felicity, puts her arm around Joey.)

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[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]

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Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)

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Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)

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(Ross and Emily’s parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)

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Ross: Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.

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Chandler: The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look like Ross’s mother.

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[Scene: The airport. Rachel runs up to the ticket counter.]

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Rachel: Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.

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Ticket Agent: Oh I’m afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.

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Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, we’ll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".

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Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)

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[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.]

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Chandler: (With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.

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Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.

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Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

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[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. There’s an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]

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Monica: (Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?

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[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]

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Rachel: Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap.)

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Passenger: If you’re planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.

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[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]

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Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!

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Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...

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Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She’s going to ruin the wedding!!

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Joey: Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.

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Phoebe: Okay, so I’m done my part, okay. It’s your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?

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(The guys hotel room. Joey’s there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)

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Chandler: No!! Okay!! What’s with the third degree?! Why don’t you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)

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[Scene: The plane. Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left. The one on her left is still wearing his headphones.]

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Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...

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Passenger: You say you love this man, yet you’re about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I’m afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.

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Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesn’t know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)

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[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]

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Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! It’s like a fairyland.

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Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)

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Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

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(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)

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Chandler: Oh yea, your right. It’s the second one.

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[Scene: Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in.)

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Felicity: Mmm. (She pushes him up against the wall and they begin to kiss.)

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(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)

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Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.

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Mr. Geller: (Forcefully.) Hey, you keep pushing me on this, my foots going to meet the middle of your ass.

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Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that she’s in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. It’s bad luck.

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Ross: You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going to have. (He hugs her.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I can’t believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. She’s almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joey’s chest.) Joey there’s a girl on the phone for you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: (Smiling.) Ohh great!! (Putting the phone to his ear.) Hello. (He begins to escort her down the aisle.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I’m about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now I’m at the front with Ross. It’s Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Ross’s shoulder.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Chandler escorts Monica down the aisle.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Ross’s side.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Rachel looks all around as if all the eyes in the chapel were looking at her as the picture fades to black.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Ross slams his head down on the table.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't… (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Mike: Going go to the bathroom.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: That’s ‘help’ spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Rachel: I-I don’t want your job. I-I don’t. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I don’t even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

(Chandler scores and wins the match)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don’t wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know ‘You’re the reason, you are the reason why their not together.’ and I hated that guy. And it didn’t matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: There is a speakerphone on the base unit...

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Joey: Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: I mean, there’s no point in spending time with someone if-if it’s just fun. It’s gotta be, it’s gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! That’s-that’s the real question. And-and the answer is…is it’s going somewhere…fun. Now I-I know what you’re thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y’know, but you’re-you’re not getting any younger. No I mean—No not you, not you, you—you are getting younger. I mean—you-you look like you’re getting younger by the second—What’s your secret?

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Phoebe: It's in the cake, isn't it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

(Rachel excitedly jumps up and heads for the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Morse: You see, that’s why I did so bad on this test. I’m having a hard time concentrating. When you’re up there (Points to the podium) and you’re teaching and your face gets all serious…you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater…

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

THE END

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Joey: Morning! Hey, how’s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted. Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters.  She sits down without saying hi.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Monica: But still, it’s a big change. The end of an era, you might say!

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Joey: Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Ross: How come it’s always us left in the field holding the ball?

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

(She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: (as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby’s ears!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, you’re just so, you’re so, so… (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn’t you date him?

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Rachel: Did you watch the tape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: (to chandler) Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

TV: "And number 29! Here we go! The Powerball is 7"

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Estelle: The thing is it’s kinda on the Q.T. The actor who has the part doesn’t know he might be fired. It’s the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Cliff: I’d have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that you’re making me eat him.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goody’s sale is over?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! There’s some in the bag but I’ll run out and get some more.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

(The commercial:

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

(Mike opens the door and there is a gigantic ice sculpture standing in the doorway)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay I’m really sorry!! I’m apologizing for the—(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but I’m still really sorry!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: It didn't spend much time on the wall!!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.) And the robe is lost.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Phoebe: Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Rachel: Yeah, sure... (looks outside into the corridor if Joey is there)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joey’s bedroom.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joanna: Oh great! I’ll keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Y’know, I probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Charlie: Did you get the grant?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

(A Chinese woman getting off the plane drops one of her bags. Ross gets off next.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel: Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Dr. Green: ’74?! I ordered the ’75! That’s a magnificent wine! The ’74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiter’s dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you’re a waiter?

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: (sounds confident) You didn't watch the tape.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Phoebe: Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

[Scene: The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Luisa: (Out of shot) Here, monkey. Here, monkey! Here, monkey! (Marcel runs to the door and into Luisa's cage, which she slams shut) Gotcha.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Oh, I’m totally crazy, but you-you like the food?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: (pause) He is, isn’t he? I don’t know, I don’t know, I mean maybe it’s just being here at the beach together or, I don’t know. But it’s like something... (she’s interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Chandler: What’s the second part of your plan?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Well, I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(She gets up and storms out. The people at the other tables are staring at Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: No, the baby’s out! Look, look!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Phoebe: (she stops reading from the script) Oh my God.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. It’s about being with the people that you love.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin’?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Him you’re friends with. (Starts looking at the children trying to find Jack and a teacher notices her.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Joey: Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

JOEY: Thanks.� (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall.� Joey pulls out the tickets and hands one to Chandler.)� Here's your ticket.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9