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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]

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Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)

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[Cut to the girls’ apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]

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Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.

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Monica: Yep! You got the tickets?

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[Cut to the guys’ apartment.]

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Joey: It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

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Monica: Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator…

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Phoebe: Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?

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Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it’s on the counter in your apartment.

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(They all start out, Rachel gives each one a kiss, and says "bye." In the hall, Joey says…)

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Joey: London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)

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(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves it’s entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)

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[Scene: Street in front of the London Marriott, Joey and Chandler exit. Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.]

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Joey: Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his "pop-up" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)

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Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?

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Joey: It’s London, baby! All right, the hotel’s here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go… No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I’m gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)

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Joey: I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go.

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Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, we’re not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?

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Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)

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[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]

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Emily: …and that was all before 10 o’clock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there aren’t any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. We’re not gonna be…

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Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?

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Ross: Um-hmm! Doesn’t that sound delicious at the last minute?

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Monica: Yeah, y’know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn’t have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I can’t wait to see this place you’re getting married!

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Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

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Emily: Oh. Oh. (She starts running towards the building.)

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Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.

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[Scene: Westminster Abbey, Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey.]

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Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey I’ve ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?

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Chandler: I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place.

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Chandler: To Put the Camera Away!!!

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Joey: Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]

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Phoebe: Yeah, I do. What’s the matter?

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Rachel: I’m just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.

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Rachel: Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!

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Phoebe: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!

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The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? We’ve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...

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Joey: Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?

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Joey: Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)

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The Vendor: He’s just jealous. You’ll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!

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The Vendor: (looks around) They’re all tourists.

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Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

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Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.

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The Vendor: Good choice.

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[Scene: The hotel, Ross’s room, Emily is entering.]

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Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we’ll be able to find a new place for the wedding.

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Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.

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Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

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Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.

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Emily: It’s not the pants. It’s you that is backwards. And if, and if you don’t understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn’t get married at all! (She storms out.)

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Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags.]

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Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.

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Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

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Phoebe: So uh, now look at the picture…

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Phoebe: All right, and umm… (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)

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Chandler: Hey. (He nods at the hat.)

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Joey: Oh. (Takes off the hat.) Sorry!

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Joey: Noo!! I’ve had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!

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[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]

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Joey: (on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.

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Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, what’s your friend’s name?

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Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!

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Chandler: I’m gonna go to the bathroom.

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Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)

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Ross: Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?

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Ross: I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

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Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

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Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Phoebe answers it.]

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Phoebe: Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.

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Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?

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Phoebe: All right, the seven of us miss you.

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Phoebe: Y’know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies…

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Joey: Ahh, the babies miss me?

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Phoebe: Ooh, the pizza guy’s here!

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Phoebe: Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special.

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(Phoebe has already hung up, leaving Joey in the dark. So Joey decides to watch some TV and turns on a rerun of Cheers, with the theme song playing. At first, he’s happy, but as the song progresses Joey gets depressed and homesick.)

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(At that Ross plugs in some Christmas lights to light the place up.)

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Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and… (Points to Ross) You go.

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Rachel: Do you remember where the duck food is?

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Phoebe: Yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. Why?

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Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.

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Phoebe: No! Because he’s in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y’know, it’s too late! You missed you’re chance! I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over.

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Phoebe: I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesn’t stop.) I do! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. I’m carrying a litter.

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[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone   is ringing.]

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Housekeeper: The Waltham Residence.

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Housekeeper: This is the housekeeper speaking. And by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses oneself on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.

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Housekeeper: Miss Waltham, is at the rehearsal dinner and it’s not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.

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Phoebe: No no no, I’ll be nice, I swear!!!   Could you just give me the number for where they are?

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Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

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[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]

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Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.

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Mr. Geller: (embarrassed) Judy, the kids..

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Mrs. Geller: Jack, that’s what they call the subway.

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Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling it’s the Gellers. (She pays no attention she’s talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, it’s the Gellers. (She’s still not responding.) She’s very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.

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Mr. Waltham: It’s the Gellers!

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Mr. Waltham: Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. (He hand a multipage bill to Jack.)

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Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).

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(Ross quickly directs the families to their tables.)

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[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]

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Waiter: Goat cheese, water chestnuts, and panchetta. (Joey Looks down disgustingly at the food.)

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Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)That’s not food...No, I don’t, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can’t even remember what Phoebe looks like.

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[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]

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Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!!!

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Mr. Geller: This bill for my half of the wedding. it’s insane.

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Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.

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Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. I’m paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) I’m going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.

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Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I don’t want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?

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Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.

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Rachel: (Running to the ticket counter) Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.

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Ticket Agent: The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.

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Rachel: Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.

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Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I don’t have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)

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Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)

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[Scene: The Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill.]

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Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.

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Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.

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[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]

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Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don’t want to talk about it, that’s fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...

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Rachel: (Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.

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[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]

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Chandler: I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)

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Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica.

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Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?

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Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

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Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?

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(One of the bridesmaids, Felicity, puts her arm around Joey.)

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[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]

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Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)

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Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)

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(Ross and Emily’s parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)

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Ross: Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.

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Chandler: The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look like Ross’s mother.

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[Scene: The airport. Rachel runs up to the ticket counter.]

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Rachel: Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.

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Ticket Agent: Oh I’m afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.

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Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, we’ll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".

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Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)

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[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.]

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Chandler: (With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.

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Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.

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Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

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[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. There’s an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]

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Monica: (Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?

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[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]

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Rachel: Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap.)

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Passenger: If you’re planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.

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[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]

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Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!

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Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...

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Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She’s going to ruin the wedding!!

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Joey: Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.

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Phoebe: Okay, so I’m done my part, okay. It’s your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?

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(The guys hotel room. Joey’s there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)

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Chandler: No!! Okay!! What’s with the third degree?! Why don’t you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)

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[Scene: The plane. Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left. The one on her left is still wearing his headphones.]

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Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...

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Passenger: You say you love this man, yet you’re about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I’m afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.

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Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesn’t know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)

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[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]

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Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! It’s like a fairyland.

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Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)

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Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

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(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)

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Chandler: Oh yea, your right. It’s the second one.

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[Scene: Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in.)

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Felicity: Mmm. (She pushes him up against the wall and they begin to kiss.)

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(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)

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Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.

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Mr. Geller: (Forcefully.) Hey, you keep pushing me on this, my foots going to meet the middle of your ass.

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Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that she’s in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. It’s bad luck.

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Ross: You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going to have. (He hugs her.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I can’t believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. She’s almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joey’s chest.) Joey there’s a girl on the phone for you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: (Smiling.) Ohh great!! (Putting the phone to his ear.) Hello. (He begins to escort her down the aisle.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I’m about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now I’m at the front with Ross. It’s Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Ross’s shoulder.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Chandler escorts Monica down the aisle.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Ross’s side.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Rachel looks all around as if all the eyes in the chapel were looking at her as the picture fades to black.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the ‘cut it’ motion with his hands)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Katie: Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size! (She punches him again and almost knocks him off the arm of the couch.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

CHANDLER: You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Phoebe: No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Chandler: So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

The Interviewer: Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Woman: Hi, we’re the Rostins. Err, I’m J.C., and he’s Michael, and we’re having a boy, and a girl.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Joey: Ha-ha, very funny—Look! I don’t know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

(She slowly grabs the chains of the swing, swings her hair back, and sits down.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Rachel: So who’s idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Dr. Long: Actually, I think you’re ready to go to the delivery room.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, she’s looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you can’t see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

[Scene: The Cooking Class, Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: Yes, and I was saying the actual words.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: You're not making the pies yourself?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

MONICA: [Opens the door] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Rachel: Well Joey, you’ll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Y’know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Y’know? So it’s sorta like… (Does it, you’ll have to see it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.) My eyes!! My eyes!!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Joey: (takes out the mouth guard) I know I don’t have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Ross: We're still going at the game, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Chandler makes a 'Cross my heart' sign.  It starts to rain and he taps on the window.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I don’t come to this city much so I don’t know if you’re crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: So shake it! (Rachel slaps Ross's butt on the beat)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: I can do that for the kids.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: Check out the rack on this chick! (Turns around to point it out to Ross and finds that Ross is glaring at him. So he quickly puts his binoculars to his eyes and starts looking for the comet.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: You may want to lose the foam finger!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Cut to the hall]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isn’t the play still going.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: It’s okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical! (Singing) "Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..."

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[time lapse – they are still in the hall]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[cut to the hall]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to the hall]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to the hall]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: (panicking) But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

[Scene: Boarding the plane.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Chandler: The cranberries...?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my son’s first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasn’t supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show…

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Joey: Oh! It all looks so beautiful: the turkey, the stuffing...

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: They were just giving those away at the store (off Monica’s look) in exchange for money.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: Oh yeah! The casserole lady.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Ross’s Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

(Monica takes it and reads the label)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about Naked Wednesday’s.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Monica: The three of us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandler’s, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ray: Uh Joey, didn’t your agents give you the revised rules? We’ve eliminated all of that. No wheel, no cards.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Y’know, start the heeling process?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Rachel enters, checking the mail, then looks up and sees Gladys placed on the barcalounger.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: That was the adoption agency...

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Monica enters from the spare bedroom.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

THE END

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ‘ow’ with laughing.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Doug: Well, I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home, Tapanzi Bridge never looked smaller. (laughs) That’s okay, you’re still my number one guy! (slaps him on the butt) Bing!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Receptionist: Have a seat through the glass doors.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.� Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun.� And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Ross: You're wearing the same shirt.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Chandler are eating the cheesecake right out of the box.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Rachel enters from the main door)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Tommy: Ooh, I don’t know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we can’t. It’s too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just… It just wasn’t meant to be.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...Rooosss!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Camera goes to Joey. The clock is at 20 sec. The word "Legislature" appears. He looks at it blank faced and his eyes shift between Henrietta and his screen)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11