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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. (Note: Actually, I think every guy is thankful for thongs. That and spandex. J )

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier. Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: I'm sorry. It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Housekeeper: More turkey Mr. Chandler? (And he makes eyes at him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: A Union battlefield hospital, Phoebe, in a past life, is tending to a wounded Union soldier. (By the way, for historical perspective, 1862 was the second year of the American Civil War.)]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying—(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says…) Oh no.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey basted—Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They get into position to pull the turkey off.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Arghhhhhh!! (Joey turns around to taunt him, but Chandler is in the doorway and Joey is facing the kitchen.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: Yeah that's the same.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular Flock of Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie. Monica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in the couch.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Fat Monica: Hey Chandler! Did you like the macaroni and cheese?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, back to the present day.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: No, it wasn't. It was actually the…

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh, no, I have the cutest Christmas story!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have their holidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs from that legendary TV show of the late 80's, Miami Vice. God, we looked silly back then!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(In the kitchen.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that—(She drops the box and in a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flips through the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The hospital, Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: What do we got here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Paramedic: Twenty year old has got a severed toe on his right foot.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and—(Stops suddenly.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: You brought a carrot.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, well, sorry doesn’t bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, "Quack, quack!" I’m happy all the time!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

French Phoebe:  Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smoke clears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.) This is getting ridiculous uh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Joey: Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (There’s a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin’ chips is like stretching.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Monica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: I thought you could use the help.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

[Cut to the delivery room.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Scene: Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: What's up with the simian?

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Hearing the screaming Chandler and Joey rush in. Joey has a pan, Chandler has a tea kettle.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why don’t you just hand over the keys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't—I still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

All: Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you’re just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Chandler: Y’know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: But y’know what, if you think it’s gonna be okay we’ll just work out a system. Y’know, it’ll be like college, I’ll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, I’m gettin’ lucky." (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross’s points!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Carol: Ah yeah, but now it’s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: Ross! Way to suck up to the family.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[The next clip is from The One With The List.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: But I'm the host!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Monica: Uh-oh, what’s the matter?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Y’know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I don’t suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but…

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: I’m sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it’s either this or a bathrobe! Look, what’s more important, the way I’m dressed or me being with you on your special day?

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

(The phone rings.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Phoebe: (on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Chandler: To pay for the gym.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Ohh, I’m getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y’know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Who’d you think it was gonna be?)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: But, I just cleaned the bathroom.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

(Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. Paul then pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group that he’ll just be one second.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

(There’s a knock on the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

(There’s a knock on the door and Janice enters.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna… (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Phoebe: Great. (Goes to take the test.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: Silvercup studios, Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room. Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Phoebe: I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You're fun.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: (noticing a bunch of pictures around the door that weren’t there originally.) What-what are-what are these?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: Jan-ice. 'Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know, we-we always go together, we're like the three hocke-teers.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Y’know, I’m not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Chandler: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Cut to the living room.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Joey: Who cares?! I-I’ll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Commercial: (in the background their singing Smelly Cat) Problem odour in the litter box? Don’t change your kitty, change your kitty litter.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Oh, the Olympics.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Monica: Okay ah, please don’t freak out. Umm, but ah, there’s a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and there’s no way to know which one.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21