words in movies
Chandler: Before we go out there Ive got a present for ya.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Joey: Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
Rachel: How many ways are there to do that?
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
Rachel: Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! (Pause) That isthats greatthat is really great-great news. (Pause) Yknow cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. (Starts to cry.) God.
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.]
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
Ross: All right, there you go!
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
ROSS: You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...
Joey: Yeah, you did some real good thinkin in there.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesnt show up by then, then just come on home.
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Well, Im there too!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Joey: And there it is.
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: So how's it going there in Financial Services?
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Monica: There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: All rightoh! Listen, I know this is your party, but Id really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. He’s there and Phoebe comes in.]
Ross: There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?
Phoebe: Oh I know, Ive been there. I remember toward the end
Phoebe: (screaming) Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
Rachel: Well, what-what cha got there?
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
[Scene: The Buildings Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. Theyre looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, thats realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Phoebe: Sting has a son that goes there too!
Joshua: There you go.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Monica: (to Rachel and Phoebe) Y'know, theres a Starbucks about three blocks down.
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Rachel: Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Chandler: I gotta check out this hot girl! (He heads to the window but realizes something, stops, turns and points at Monica.) There she is! (He dances over to her and kisses her.)
ROSS: Woah, ho-ho, whad'ya got there, a weapon?
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
Joey: Yeah, I have stuff in there too.
Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.
[Scene: Mrs. Verhoevens Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoevens health or lack there of.]
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Charlie: Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas...
Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Chandler: (to Ross) You be cool. (He opens the door and lets her in as they all turn there backs on her.)
Joey: Come in. Thanks for comin back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there. Rachel is reading everyones horoscope.]
Rachel: Anyway, theres this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Joey: Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees.
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
Joey: Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
Chandler: There it is.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
PHOEBE: Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?
PHOEBE: Yeah, is there a hair on it?
Joey: There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!