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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Ross: Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.
Ross: The card! I think were there!
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
Doug: Good God Bing I well I cant say Im altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
[Scene: A Strip Club, Doug and Chandler are there.]
Doug: No, its a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. Were gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Joey: Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for yknow, always being there for me.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
Rachel: Bathroom's up there.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Monica: Hi! There you are.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Rachel: Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
Kim: Ohh honey come here. (Hugging Rachel.) Ohh it will be ok. Weve all been there.
Rachel: Yeah, were, were actually just gonna walk cause its right up there at the Angelica.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Monica: I'm there!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: There isn't. There is totally isn't.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Monica: Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!
Joey: Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.
Rachel: Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: I'll go in there.
Chandler: There you go! Someone came!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]