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Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Ross: Theres the one!
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Rachel: There I am.
Ross: Oh, oh there go the clothes.
Monica: Y'know, just be there for her.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?
Ross: Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
Monica: I'll be right there!
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Chandler: Well, I, I should go in there.
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place to
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
[Scene: A Brown Bird meeting, Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest.]
MONICA: Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.]
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Everyone is there.]
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Mr. Geller: Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit!
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Rachel: There you go!
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Chandler: Well, it's official there are no good movies.
Ross: Well, Ben would be there.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Joey: (opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Rachel: Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Joey: Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Chandler: Whoa, snowing out there?
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
Joey: (Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else?
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Ross: Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
(There are three short whistle blasts from the bathroom.)
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Phoebe: There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! Im thinking even more than you.
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
[Scene: Joe-G's Pizza, the guys are there.]
Chandler: (examining the cake) Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh Theres more crust on this side. Yknow? So, maybe if I measured