words in movies
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Phoebe: Who the hell are all these people?
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Phoebe: These are her earrings.
JOEY: It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Monica: What about these? These look the same?
Joey: Noooo. No-no-no, these babies sell themselves.
Chandler: I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch-(realizes)-have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!
Phoebe: Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (Turns to look at Ross and Joey.)
Rachel: All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
Phoebe: Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! (she takes a t-shirt which was on the counter)
Chandler: I know, I still am one of these.
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Joey: And a couple of these little tiny boxes.
Ross: ... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Joey: Its been a while, huh? Wow, its funny these halls look smaller then they used to.
Phoebe: Oh no, I dont believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (Shes pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
Phoebe: Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Ross: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Chandler: I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, right?
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: Who are these men?
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Megan: Oh Im not, I just like to try these on.
PHOEBE: Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
The Casting Director: Umm, do you sell these bags?
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)
Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a "yeah, yeah, yeah" way.)
Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!
Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!
Ross: No, these are my pants.
Phoebe: Yeah! Here! (She grabs a deck out of her purse) Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay.
Megan: Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Phoebe: And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants.
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Ross: Well, these. These are yours right here. (Pointing to the boxes they just created for her.)
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont know
Ross: Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-whos cigarettes are these?
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Joey: Ohh, get these things out of me!
Janice: I got you...these. (pulls out a pair of socks)
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
ROSS: Better not be doin' these in order.
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didnt kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. Its, its, its just ah, a coincidence.
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Ross: Now you are going to love these.
Phoebe: Yeah, and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince the people.
Chandler: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these peoples wedding?
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Phoebe: Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
Joey: Well, these really are the days of our lives.
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Ross: Yeah! Theyre putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channels gonna film it!
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.