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Rachel: (running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?
Director: Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
Larry: Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been.
Joey: Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels Also what is with these chips you bought?
PHOEBE: Alright, I'm sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week, it's Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]
JOEY: Rach, these are for you.
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Rachel: Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton thingies?
CHANDLER: Yeah alright. What're these, raisins?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Malcom: These are my night vision goggles. This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park. And these are Mad Lips, they're just for fun.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
RACHEL: Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
MNCA: Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
Joey: It's okay, these things happen.
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
Rachel: Uhm... you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.
EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.
Monica: Not at these prices.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
RACHEL: These are from Halloween three years ago.
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
The Grip: These got left for ya. (He hands him a bunch of helium balloons.)
Mr. Geller: ...And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Monica: They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra (takes some tickets out of her bra and gives them to Phoebe)...
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?
Joey: These little women. Wow!
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Phoebe: My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these (She squeezes the skin on her chin together to form )
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Rachel: All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
MNCA: [holding bottles] Does anybody want these?
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Phoebe: These old things.
Rachel: Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.
Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
Ross: (speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
MRS BUFFAY: What are these, stitches?
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Ross: Ohh, these are pretty good.
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
WAITER: (with tray and two drinks)� Excuse me.� Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Ross: ...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
PHOEBE: I sense these things. It was either but or butter.
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
ROSS: Hey, let's bring the rest of these down to the truck.
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
Ross: (looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
JOEY: What are these, like famous chickens?
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Joey: Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.