words in movies
Ross: They kept your room for a while.
Ross: Come on, you know they love you.
Monica: As much as they love you?
Ross: I was their first born! They thought she was barren! Its not my fault.
Phoebe: Well okay, its already February and Ive only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world!
Supervisor: Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner, but thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.
Mr. Geller: Well, its time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.
Mr. Geller: So, I think youre boxes are over here. (They walk over to them.)
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
(They enter their apartment.)
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Ross: Well, these. These are yours right here. (Pointing to the boxes they just created for her.)
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
(They enter Joey and Rachels to find that Joey has broken Chandlers chair.)
(They confer again.)
Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I dont need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! (Laughs as everyone ignores him.) (To Phoebe) I really wished theyd care just a little bit though.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joeys lap on Francette, and theyre both groaning.]
Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea!
Chandler: Yeah. (they start to leave)
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
The Rabbi: I dont know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
Rachel: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.
Chandler: Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.
(They clink beer bottles, and drink.� Then, they stare uncomfortably at their bottles.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Chandler: Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved in!
(They kiss.)
Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?
All: Oh! (They stop hugging her to let her out and resume the hug without her.)
Joey: All-all right! (They run and jump in the car.) Start it up! Lets go!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
(They start making out. She opens his shirt and feels inside and stops.)
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
(They all run over to the window.)
Joey: Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! (They give each other fives.)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
(They all applaud her.)
(They all run to the window.)
Ross: Evidently they do.
All: Whoa. (they all lean in to get a closer look, Ross isn't pleased)
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
[they both pour in packets of cappucino mix]
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Phoebe: All right, you go. (They kiss.)
(They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people who are walking very slowly.)
Billy: Thomas, come back here! (they both leave)
Frank: They musta read the sonogram wrong. 'Cause they, 'cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]
(They all pause and think about it.)
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Kate: They still want me for General Hospital.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
(They kiss.)
Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Phoebe: Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! (they both kick up the foot rests like an old fashioned gun fight.)
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Chip: Yeah, they still wear underwear.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
(She opens the door and whips back the curtain. It's Joey. They both scream)
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Joey: No, no! (they all go towards the balcony but they get jammed in the window)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Alice: Ohhh. (They embrace in a very passionate kiss.)
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
[They all turn around and look at Joey.]
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! I just talked to the casting people; they loved you!
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)
All: Yeah! Yes! (They all right into the living room, all excited.)
Phoebe: ...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"
Ross: Yknowthanks! (They hug)
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
Phoebe: I love you too. (they hug) Please don't... Don't turn into... you know... French bitch! (they hug again)
(they all start to dive for the ball and Monica and Ross grab it at the same time.)
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
Rachel: I dont know! Maybe they have tools.
ROSS: And you had no idea they weren't getting along?
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
(Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustered)