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Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Chandler: You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and youre still gonna date him?
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.
Monica: I know! What is this, 1985?!
Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7Oh! And theres this great little place, Alessandros.
Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I dont
Joey: (pouring two glasses) Hey look Ross, you need to understand something okay? I uh I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. (He hands Ross a glass.)
Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I dont want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Yknow? I justIt just keeps gettin harder. I dont, I dont know what to do. Yknow? What do I do?
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Chandler: (disgusted) Oh come on! (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this?
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Joey: I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbs.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Chandler: No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Monica: Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. (walks towards bedroom)
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Monica: Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I cant believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads: Tyrannosaurus Ross.) (She turns it around and looks at it.) Oh, this is yours. (Hands it to Ross.)
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Joey: (gesturing at an imaginary painting) Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself.
Ross: This place is really beautiful!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Ross: Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.
Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, its Rachel for God sakes.
Policeman: This is a great picture.
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
The Casting Director: An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Joey: Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Joey: Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?
Joey: Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!
Chandler: Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.
Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!
CHAN: OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Chandler: Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!
Joey: Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Phoebe: God Joey, this is taking forever!
Monica: (looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Joey: Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle.
Chandler: There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?
Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?
Ross: I cant believe this!!
Chandler: Couldnt I just say, "This is Ross?"
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
Rachel: Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
Phoebe: Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Ross: Whats wrong with this year?
Phoebe: Ugh, I hate this year!
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Ross: Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way.
Ross: Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?
Joey: Itll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship.
Kristen: Well uh, Ross? This is Joey. Joey? Ross.
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)
Phoebe: I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why (Looking down) youre burning in hell!!
Joey: Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Janice: This is so fun. This is like a reunion in the hall.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?
Chandler: This is ridiculous. (He heads for Phoebe's bedroom)
Tall Guy: Shes nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?
Monica: I cant believe you bought this.
Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
PHOEBE: Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]
Tag: (handing his to her) This ones from me.
Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Ross: Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!
Ross: Yeah, he-hes right, hes right. This is your time y'know, yeah, youre young, youre-youre weird, chicks dig that.
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.