words in movies
Chandler: Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Joey: A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks.
Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
Monica: We do not have one of those signs.
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
RACHEL: [sings] And you're no friend to those with noses.
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Phoebe: Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning songs.
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Phoebe: Are there anymore from the good batch? Cause we could just work off of those.
Chandler: But those are the words! Those exact words!
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
Mrs. Green: and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
(We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times.)
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Rachel: Yeah, well that's that lo-cal, non dairy, soy milk junk. We sort of, we save the real stuff for those really terminal cases.
Ross: Good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Joey: Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's right, you take good care of those babies!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, its Rachel for God sakes.
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Joey: Ill take those to go. (To the interviewer) For the kids.
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?
CHANDLER: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Phoebe: Joey! Those are my maternity pants!
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Phoebe: Okay, well maybe not on those levels.
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
Monica: Phoebe, they didnt make you pay for those knives, did they?
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Rachel: Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Monica: No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff.
Chandler: Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Chandler: Who are those people?
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.
Chandler: Okay, who wore those? (Points to the tuxedos.)
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Courtney: It is one of those days!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Chandler: She picked those out too.
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these peoples wedding?
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
[Cut to Ross in one of those British phone booths.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
RACHEL: Do you guys ever get the feeling that um, Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do?
Monica: Its harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Joey: Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?
Ross: A lot of people are thankful for those. < knock on door>
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Joey: (to the waiter) Hey! Are those crab cakes? (The waiter nods) Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
The Stripper: Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours?
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Chandler: Those are book ends! That's a great gift!
Rachel: Ugh, those bastards! Lets go.
Chandler: But, those are for you.
Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.