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[Time Lapse, the gang is now watching Law & Order. By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about.]
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings.]
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that youre really sarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know.� I mean, for a long time nothing.� But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Phoebe: (Takes mike) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. (Shakes bell as an introduction) (Sung:)
Krista: You are! (Hits him harder this time.)
[Time lapse: Phoebe in front of restaurant again]
Chandler: (frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man.
Chandler: Look (hands him a drink) it was a lo-o-ong time ago.
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Rachel: Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?
Monica: Thats better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it except all I did was think about it.
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Because its a relaxing and enjoyable time!
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
CHANDLER: No, no, this is the first time.
Chandler: But I do know that its some time tomorrow.
Health Inspector: Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living.
PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.
PHOEBE: Oh God, here we go. For the first time in my life I'm gonna say 'Hi birthfather'.
Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Ross: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Phoebe: Theyve been quiet for a long time.
[Time lapse, after dinner. Ross stands up from his self-made map.]
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Annabelle: You bet. (to Joey) Maybe some other time?
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
(they all start to dive for the ball and Monica and Ross grab it at the same time.)
Phoebe: Yeah! Okayooh, but are you going to have time to read it?
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Phoebe: Ive never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time.
Chandler: I don't know. Except that, for one last time... (he touches the players as he says the following) Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?
Monica: Spend more time with the tie. That�ll make a baby.
Joey: Nah, Im too depressed to eat. Ill probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess Ill just fly home with you guys, what times your flight?
Chandler: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
Rachel: As I was saying I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time Im 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!
MRS. GELLER: Almost time for cake.
Phoebe: Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Rachel: What time is it?
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Ross: It's morphin time!
Ross: Im-Im gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! (he kisses the shirt)
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
Singer: (singing) Cause every time I see your face, I cant help but fall from grace. I know.....
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
Cecilia: But Well now, nows a different time for me. (Starts to cry.)
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Rachel: I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
Chip: The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time.
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Rachel: Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
RICHARD: No, it's been a long time since your dad and I went running.
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Phoebe: I dont have time for this.
Ross: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Monica: Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together.
[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
Rachel: Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt shes even had time to
Ross: She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.