words in movies
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Monica: (on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
JOEY: Oh, yeah, he rode the bus today.
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Ross: And um...You look nice today.
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Chandler: Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Joey: Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.
Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
CHANDLER: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
Joey: Or, I could just point to it! Huh? Blah, blah, blah, Purina One, point to a bag today. (She just looks at him.) I didnt get it, did I?
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
PHOE: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
CHANDLER: No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Joey: They sent me todays script! They never send the script!
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Phoebe: Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Joey: (sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, but you cant fire him today.
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Mike: Joey, I kinda have a lot to do today, what do you want?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
Monica: Wait! Wait! Wait! You cant start today! Todays the rehearsal dinner!
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Rachel: Guess who we ran into today?!
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Joey: What about me, he? Only had one lunch today.
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
Joey: Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.
Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
Monica: (entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!
Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
Chandler: USA Today
Joey: I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I don't get it (tries to drink the rest of the jam out of the jar and gets it all over his face, on his chin, nose, etc.) Maybe if they met me in person.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Phoebe: Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!
Chandler: Today is the sixth.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Rachel: So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Monica: Hey, what did you guys do today?
Ross: Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.
Cecilia: Well, lets just say if I left 15 years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today!
Phoebe: What's Emma doing today?
ROSS: I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?
Phoebe: Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
Gavin: I missed you at work today. How are you feeling?
Malcom: (reading) I met Phoebe today. She was really nice to me eventhough I'm such a loser. And, then when I was walking home I thought about her a lot, it was weird, but kinda cool.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Mike: I think I wanna get married to you today.