words in movies
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.
MONICA: What have I not told you?
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.
Joey: I told ya.
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told Bob about.)
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Chandler: Pretty good! I told her.
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Ross: Look I told you
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Chandler: Well Monica just told me that they dont.
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh?
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But lookI've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
Joey: One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Chandler: Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Phoebe: Now, have you told anyone else?
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Phoebe: You told me.
Ross: And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Mr. Heckles: He told me in person.
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Phoebe: Should I not have told you?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!