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ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
JOEY: Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
JOEY: Uh, excuse me. Jerry is the director, which one's he?
SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?
CHANDLER: Uh, yes, yes it is.
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
CHANDLER: Oh uh, o, OK.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, let's try one more. . . there you go, say Ernie's, 8 o'clock.
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Joey: Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?
Phoebe: Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Joey: Uh, don't you mean "for whom?"
Joey: A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!
JOEY: Take it easy. If it means that much to you, I'll uh, I'll go find something else.
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh, 'scuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife? (Ross whines and lays his head on Chandler's shoulder) Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Joey: No-no, its uh, its Heston.
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious.
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dads house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is Oh my God!!
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
ROSS: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?
Mr. Zelner: Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
CHANDLER: Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Ross: Oh, but-but it is, uh, its just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.
Phoebe: Uh... yay!
Chandler: Uh, the book?
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Monica: Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...
Chandler: Oh uh, when?
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Ross: Uh, no, its-its just this person.
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Joey: Okay, uh sit down. (they do) Um theres this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh it cant happen.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
ROSS: Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.
ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Chandler: (suppressing a smile) What I do do is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.
Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drakes voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.
Joey: That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.
GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. [gets a box with the pictures] This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.
Ross: Uh, actually I think she went to the salon.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here?
Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?
Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
ROSS: No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.
Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
Ross: I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- (Not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave)
Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Ross: Uh, hello!
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
Rachel: Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
Ross: I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.
Joey: Uh, (counts the money) wow, 700.
MNCA: Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know... but, uh, I'm kind of worried about you.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
JOEY: Hey Rach, you uh, you want some sandwich?
Chandler: No. No, see when I first meet somebody its uh its mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Ross: Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
ROSS: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.