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Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
Rachel: Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day
Rachel: Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric (On the other one.) Sorry.
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.
Chandler: Oh good, because uh we got Rachel 800 gallons of water.
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Ross: Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
[Scene: Joey and Ben's audition, Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line.]
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Ross: Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Will: Uh, except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club.
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Joey: Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?
Ross: Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?
Monica: (continuing) Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp.
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Ross: Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Joey: Oh thats too bad. Ive kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure theres no studies I can participate in?
Ross: Uh yeah, I guessYeah! I guess so.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Chandler: I dont see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Sebastian: Uh, no not really. Why?
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Megan: So uh, whos your photographer?
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Rachel: (suddenly worried) Uh, wh-why?
Ross: Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin...(struggling)...does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
Kristen: So uh, do you live around here?
Interviewer: Are they, uh, firm?
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
Joey: Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?
Rachel: See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ive discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh womens names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
CHANDLER: Oh uh, o, OK.
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didnt feel like getting up. Okay, Im gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And youre going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
JOEY: Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
Rachel: Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Ross: Uh, Phoebe
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!
Frank: Umm, its a lollipop and a uh, a home pregnancy test.
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
Chandler: Yknow uh, you didnt really have to help me pack.
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?
Chandler: Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Rachel: Okay, uh
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: Well, lets see (Finding the picture he wants.) Okay uh, is that her? (Pointing to the picture.)
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Ross: Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.
Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Erin: Uh, okay.
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Monica: Oh Uh
Hooker: Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but thats gonna cost extra. Okay, heres the extras, handcuffs, spanking (Chandler grunts for her not to continue and Joey pulls him back into the kitchen.)
Ross: Well, I mean its not all bad. Im learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.
Rachel: Uh yes, heroin and crack.
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Rachel: Some uh, some visual aides.
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: Look, dont worry about me. Okay? Ill just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. Ill uh, Ill be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)
Rachel: Because, uhit has to.
Joey: Yeah. Uh, (thinks) a slice (Thinks) six dollars?
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
MONICA: Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I dont think its the kind youre gonna like.
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.