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Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone.
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Joey: Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
Rachel: (Brings Marcel a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.
Ross: Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...
CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.
Ross: If she is where you are then uh then my feeling weird about it shouldnt stand in the way.
Joey (staring at the cake): Uh.. is it ok that I still think it looks delicious?
Phoebe: (disgusted) Uh.
Joey: Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?
Monica: Well, she actually has a boyfriend yknow herself, named Clark. Uh, she also kinda invited herself to our wedding. Clark too.
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Joey: Hey uh, whats a matter?
Phoebe: Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.
Ross: Uh, oh-ho bye.
Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Ross: So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
ROSS: I, uh, well... I... I met Russ.
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Ross: That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.
Joey: Yeah, but uh, I dont want to be up too late, so uh, Ill have a decaf.
Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uhHey-hey, yknow, yknow who else I like? You! And it-it doesnt get said enough. I like you Ross.
JOEY: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Joey: Id say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
CHANDLER: Oh it's uh, over there on the table.
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
Chandler: Oh you wouldnt uh, care. Its just a stupid comic book story.
Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)
SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Joey: Looks good, uh?
Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...
Chandler: Okay, well I wont uh, worry about this anymore then.
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?
Phoebe: Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Joey: Uh, don't you mean "for whom?"
Joey: A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!
JOEY: Take it easy. If it means that much to you, I'll uh, I'll go find something else.
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh, 'scuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife? (Ross whines and lays his head on Chandler's shoulder) Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Joey: No-no, its uh, its Heston.
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dads house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is Oh my God!!
Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
ROSS: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
Mr. Zelner: Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?
CHANDLER: Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Phoebe: Uh... yay!
Ross: Oh, but-but it is, uh, its just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.
Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Chandler: Uh, the book?
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Chandler: Oh uh, when?
Monica: Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...
Ross: Uh, no, its-its just this person.
Joey: Okay, uh sit down. (they do) Um theres this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh it cant happen.
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.