words in movies
Joey: Uh, hey.
Joey: Ah, our little ones are growing up fast, uh?
Rachel: Uh... November?
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Monica: (Obviously enjoying this setback) Ugh, I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. (by now she can barely keep herself from smiling) Uh! What a pickle.
Rachel: Uh.
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.
Ross: Uh Joey...
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up.
Chandler: Well, lets see (Finding the picture he wants.) Okay uh, is that her? (Pointing to the picture.)
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Rachel: Okay, uh
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Ross: Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.
Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?
Monica: Oh Uh
Hooker: Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but thats gonna cost extra. Okay, heres the extras, handcuffs, spanking (Chandler grunts for her not to continue and Joey pulls him back into the kitchen.)
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Ross: Well, I mean its not all bad. Im learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.
Rachel: Uh yes, heroin and crack.
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Erin: Uh, okay.
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Rachel: Some uh, some visual aides.
Rachel: Because, uhit has to.
Joey: Yeah. Uh, (thinks) a slice (Thinks) six dollars?
Ross: Look, dont worry about me. Okay? Ill just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. Ill uh, Ill be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
MONICA: Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I dont think its the kind youre gonna like.
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
Joey: Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.
Ross: Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
Joey: Huh? Uh (He starts taking off his pants.)
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.
Ross: Just uh, brought back your videos.
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
ROSS: Ok. Here's his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi!
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Kristen: Well uh, Ross? This is Joey. Joey? Ross.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, it's-it's uh, you just uh, uh reminded me that uh, I need to do my stretches too. (Starts to stretch, groans painfully)
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)
Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
ROSS: Well, I am going to, uh... get a beverage. It was nice, nice... uh... meeting you.
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Ross: Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Phoebe: And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants.
Chandler: Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Joey: Good for you. (jumps suddenly) Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Ross: Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, Im gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Chandler: (trapped) Uh, uh.
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?