words in movies
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Chandler: Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Monica: You can also find him under umm, dog and dead.
Leslie: Y'know you could totally sell this. Itd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Monica: He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Monica: Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Phoebe: Umm, thank you for meeting with me.
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Ross: (noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Ross: Okay, umm
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Ross: Umm, no.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Ross: Umm, no. No.
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Chandler: Yeah umm, they're called wallets.
Monica: Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
Elizabeth: Umm
Phoebe: Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.
Rachel: Umm.
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
Phoebe Sr.: You do?! Wait, I like umm, the Beetles.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Frank: Umm, its a lollipop and a uh, a home pregnancy test.
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Alice: Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!
Rachel: Well that was umm Okay.
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Ross: Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didnt actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read the Christmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took the famous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon.)
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Phoebe: Umm, a flea market?
Ross: Umm, she kissed me.
Monica: Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Rachel: YeahNo wait! Joey no wait it is. Its something. Its-its umm its my boss.
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Phoebe: Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Joey: Umm, yum!
Phoebe: Sure! (Thinks.) Umm, where are you from?
Ross: Well umm
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
Phoebe: Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer
Katie: Oh umm, actually I umm
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Rachel: Umm
Joey: Umm
Ross: Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-whats wrong with Monica and Chandler?
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?