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ROSS: Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Rachel: Umm, well lets see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.
Phoebe: Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Joey: I should know that. Lets see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.
Phoebe: Well, umm, my Moms friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.
Phoebe: Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldnt be together, y'know. And youre gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will.
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Phoebe: Umm, Gene.
Emily: Umm, no.
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Frank: Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.
Joey: Come in. Thanks for comin back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: Well umm
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Monica: Umm
Phoebe: Umm, Im a masseuse by day. (Stands with her hands on her hips like a Supergirl pose.)
Phoebe: Umm, that papers two weeks old.
Fat Monica: Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, whats your friends name?
Ross: (turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Rachel: Well, I, umm
Joey: Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone
Felicity: Umm, I thought about you all day.
Phoebe: Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.
Melissa: Oh no, thats-thats an old card. Umm, I wanted to get out of that and-and do something where I can really help people and-and make a difference.
Monica: Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.
Monica: Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
Rachel: Umm, hi!
Phoebe: But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know
Monica: Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Monica: Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Monica: Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.
PHOE: Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?
Joey: Umm, well, what else could it be?
Ross: Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)
Ross: Umm (Rachel blows her nose.)
Monica: It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.
Phoebe: (starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.
Chandler: Umm, this is nice.
Ross: Umm, Delilah.
Monica: Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.
Rachel: (Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob.
Monica: Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.
Joey: Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?
Phoebe: Umm, I think youre really, really great...
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Rachel: Umm, well lets see Monica and Chandler are occupied.
Joey: Umm, okay.
Phoebe: Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?
Bob: Umm, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Joey: Umm?
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Monica: Okay. Umm
Phoebe: Umm, oh, about three months.
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
Joey: Umm, hi.
Ursula: Umm, yeahno thanks.
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Phoebe: Umm, well, umm Grandma died.
Rachel: So umm, does it?
Phoebe: Umm here's your 3-D glasses.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe: (taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Monica: So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London
Phoebe: Umm, cups.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Phoebe: I-I'm with the umm, the 57th.
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
Ross: Umm?
Phoebe: Umm, Im trying to move that pencil. (Theres a pencil lying on the table.)
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Monica: All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah
Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.
Phoebe: This is fashion?! (Grabs the coat from Rachel.) Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. (She puts the coat on and starts to model it.) Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? (Sees herself in the mirror.) 'Cause I do.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!