words in movies
ROSS: Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Phoebe: Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Joey: Umm, yum!
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Phoebe: Sure! (Thinks.) Umm, where are you from?
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
Ross: Well umm
Katie: Oh umm, actually I umm
Phoebe: Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer
Rachel: Umm
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Joey: Umm
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Ross: Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-whats wrong with Monica and Chandler?
Tom: Umm, no.
Rachel: Huh umm
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Ross: (looking at the price list) Umm Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!
Joey: (exiting from Chandlers room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really goodOhh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Rachel: All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Phoebe: Umm, I I just think you dont expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Kristen: Umm, this is great wine.
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Rachel: Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric (On the other one.) Sorry.
The Casting Director: Umm, do you sell these bags?
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
Phoebe: (walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, wheres my purse?
Ross: Great! Well umm
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
Rachel: Well actually umm
Ross: Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Rachel: Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Rachel: Well Umm, I got TiVo.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Joey: Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm
Ross: Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um....
Phoebe: Umm, Joey, I know.
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Phoebe: Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with
Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.
Ross: Umm, no.
Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Phoebe: Umm, its negative.
Phoebe: Oh-ooh, and I brought Operation, but umm I lost the umm (It starts buzzing) Its making a noise.
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Monica: Well umm, Alexandra has been
Ross: Umm
Phoebe: Umm, Phoebe Buffay.
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Ross: Just one thing umm
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: All right, and umm (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Monica: Umm, she Rach, not it, she.
Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)
Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.