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Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Rachel: Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Ross: Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Rachel: Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Joey: Tell us!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Angela: What four of us?
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.