words in movies
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Joey: Tell us!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Angela: What four of us?
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Monica: And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
ROSS: Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)
Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
JOEY: You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karen'll pack a lunch, you'll bring the kids, we'll make a day of it.
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Joey: Yeah, all of us! All day!
BIG BULLY: This couch belongs to us.
Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.
Joey: RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?