words in movies
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Phoebe: Yeah! Yknow, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Ross: Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Chandler: They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Rachel: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Ross makes some sort of sound to let us know it hurt.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Joey: See ya. Well, this is just us.
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Ross: Well, ??? think that�s us?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Monica: I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Phoebe: Could you-could you umm, give us one second?
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Chandler: You mean there's more than one of us.
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.