words in movies
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Joey: No! He blew us off!
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Ross: You told her before you told us?
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Janice: Just us.
PHOEBE: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Jamie: Hi, its us.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Joey: Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?
Ross: So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, hes wearing in-line skates and hasnt taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs
Monica: No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
Ross: Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?
Ross: Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Chandler: Y'know, I wouldve bet good money that hed be the first one of us to get married.
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
Rachel: (as Monica) Hi, remember us?
Ross: Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.
Chandler: And the moment of joy is upon us.
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Phoebe: Thats right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know Ive had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And Im sure youve had them for us.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
Chandler: Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
MONICA: All of us.
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Joey: He hooked up!! Tell us about her!
Chandler: We are. Hes meeting us here.
Phoebe: Oh no, she wont tell us.
Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.
Jennifer: Shes trying to intrigue us to hang out with her.
Phoebe: You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
Bill: I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it. Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
JOEY: She told us.
Chandler: They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Monica: No! Rachel is meeting us here.
CAROL: Want us to go?
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
MR. GELLER: C'mon, tell us.
ROSS: Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Phoebe: Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Chandler: Richard! No one supposed to know about us! (Richard just smiles at him.) See I, did it again.
Rachel: Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Ross: Okay, well, that Wow, okay, well, umm then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
CAROL: It's us.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.
SUSAN: The other us.
Phoebe: Oh, God bless us, everyone.
Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean youre [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-its just not the time for us. Im sorry.
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?
Chandler: All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Chandler: Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Joey: And-and you wont blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.