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[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.]
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in)
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Mrs. Potter: Mr. Simons been waiting for(sees Phoebe and Rick) Oh my God!
[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.]
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]
MONICA: Just waiting for you sweetie.
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
[Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive. They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney.]
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
[Scene: Chandler is standing on a street corner waiting for Phoebe in the cab. Joey walks up.]
Ben: I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there. (Goes over to Doug.)
RACHEL: Well, the point is, maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross, you know?� I should just . . . move on with my life.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
Joey: Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
The Museum Official: Yes. Were very popular. Theres a two-year waiting list. Sorry! (She kinda storms out with the couple.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, "Its a Boy!"]
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]
CAROL: We've got a cab waiting downstairs.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
[Scene: A Bridal Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
[Scene: The ride along, they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before.]
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
CAROL: We've gotta go, we've got that cab waiting.
Ross: Hmm, yeah. (To a random boy in the waiting room) Come on Ross jr. It's time to go in.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]
Joey: You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.
Phoebe: Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call. He is awaken by the phone.]
RACH: Thank you. OK. [dials] [to Michael] Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Rachel: We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
Rachel: Oh, come on now, dont keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because youre in for a rough ride! (He backs into the door.)
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: So shes just waiting over there for ya?
[Scene: The Xerox place, Chandler and Joey are waiting in line.]
Monica: I was probably waiting for it to open.
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
(Ursula Buffay, Phoebes identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.)
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
[Scene: Outside the bathroom, Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone.]
[This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
[Scene: The Womens Restroom, Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachels second test.]
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Joey: Waiting for candy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monicas side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells ]
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door.]
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Stripper: Im waiting.
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Aurora: (getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital.]
Phoebe: Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!
Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Scene: The waiting room, Chandler is looking for Monica.]
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a thrice triumphant Frank returns again.]
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Monica: See, Ive been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people Im only planning on doing this once. So, uh yknow, maybe this is selfish and Im sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.
Waiter: It�s just that we do have some large parties waiting.
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Im not waiting! Im gonna push this baby out! Im doing it! I mean its what? Three centimeters? Thats gotta be like this! (Holds her hands a couple inches apart.)