words in movies
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there. Phoebe walks in ringing a bell.]
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Danny: (To Monica) On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly? (To Rachel) See ya Friday. (He walks out.)
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
(Another woman walks up and throws something into the bucket.)
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
(Another guy walks by and throws his light cigarette butt in the bucket.)
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs. Like "We are not a urinal!" and "I have no Macys info." And other stuff like that. She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell. A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her.]
Phoebe: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. (The lady opens up her hand.) Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. (She throws the lint away.) What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here! (The lady walks away.)
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Phoebe: Fine. (She hands her bell to Ginger and starts to take down her signs.) (The same old lady walks by again.) All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. (The old lady.)
(He walks off.)
(Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowly stops patting her breast.)
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
(Just then, Charlton Heston walks out of his dressing room and starts eating a liquorice whip.)
(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)
Ross: I know, and I can't stop sweating. (he walks towards Missy)
[Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joey's apartment. Eddie walks up.]
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
[Phoebe walks up to Rachel, cleaning tables.]
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks out.)
(This gorgeous woman in spandex walks up)
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)
Joey: Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... (the door opens and Chandler walks in with a pizza)
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
Ross: Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!
(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the okay symbol and walks away.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
[Rachel walks up behind them.]
(Joey walks up to them.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing. Ross walks in in a uniform.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey Annabelle.
(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Ross: (hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!
Ross: Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
(A man walks up.)
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(Rachel slowly walks away.)
(Phoebe walks to the door and half-opens it)
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
(The AD walks away wiping his face.)
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
Monica: Yeah! Oh hes great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.)
Joey: See ya! (Walks out.)
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
(Chandler's date walks in)
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Ursula: Right. (Walks down the stairs.)
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Phoebe: Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Chandler: Yeah. (Rachel walks in.)
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Chandler: Theres a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.)
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monicas wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door. Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
(Another little girl walks over to him.)
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Phoebe: (looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)