words in movies
Joey: (impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?
Wendy: I was, uh, checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three, oh, it was really beautiful, they have all these decorations and this huge tree and I just, uh... to hell with them, we have to work. -- So I stole ther ham. (She turns the cardboard box upside down over the conference table, a big piece of ham falls out.)
Wendy: That was a nice pep-talk.
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Wendy: Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was ... happy?
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
Erin: Ohh, listen. Ive got to get going. Today was great, thanks!
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
Ross: Hey, how was the Met?
Phoebe: Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! (they all stare at her) Okay, it was me!
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.
Phoebe: I was in charge of cups.
Rachel: Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.
Ross: Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
Phoebe: (angered by the rubbing) Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, yknow? And I got nauseous.
Chandler: Well that was before all the vaporizing action.
Phoebe: I know you didnt, I was talking about Monica.
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Rachel: Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button.
Rachel: Umm that kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
Monica: I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.
Ross: Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?
RYAN: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face.
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?
Ross: Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks Ive ever made.
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
Chandler: Hey, that was really good!
Rachel: Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.
All: Oh! That was Lambchop!
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Joey: Uh, I dont know. Ya see, its just, see I was a regular on a soap opera yknow? And to go from that to this, I just Plus, Id have to wait on all my friends.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.
Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Ross: It was my first time.
Chandler: Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)
Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�
Monica: Oh my God, I was thinking four.
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
Chandler: No-no-no-no! That was the joke!
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Monica: Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough.
Joey: We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
PHOEBE: Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: (entering, slowly) Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Ross: Was your basket on top?
Phoebe: Yes, when I first met you, you were like, "Blah, blah, blah." I was like, shhh!
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Joey: Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!
Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Chandler: It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.
Tom: Hi, you're Chandler Bing, right? I'm Tom Gordon, I was in your class.
Joey: Sorry, that was wax.
Joey: Sorry! Sorry, Im late; sorry, Im late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly.
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e (Notices that the TV is turned off.)
Rachel: And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Rachel: He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Joey: Well, this-this-this was great. Didnt everybody have a great time?
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Rachel: Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Monica: It was a really beautiful service.
Rachel: Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin at him.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Joey: It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.
RACH: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?