words in movies
Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
Phoebe: Your mom was arrested?
Monica: Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Phoebe: No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?
Rachel: (Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo!
Chandler: What was that?
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Phoebe: You know who shaved you? That was me.
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Mrs. Bing: (Reentering) O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Monica: That was me.
Joey: Im sorry! It was a reflex!
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Ross: Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Ross: Well, what was it?
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Rachel: Why? What was it?
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Chandler: Ok honey. that was close.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Ross: I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Chandler: oh it was great.
Rachel: (throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Chandler: Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?
Ross: When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.
Joey: I was thinking Chinese food.
Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Rachel: That was kind of rude!
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Joey: Well, when Jake did it I saw that he was wearing womens underwear!
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
RACHEL: That was fun Pheebs.
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Joey: (impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?
Joey: Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
Ross: Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Joanna: Well, this isnt how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty.
CHANDLER: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Gavin: It was Jones.
Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.
Phoebe: Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Ross: I dont know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Chandler: That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV.
Joey: Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Rachel: I thought it was Ross.
Chandler: Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...
Rachel: Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping
Rachel: Cos I was gonna say theres no way you couldve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
RYAN: Sorry, the lightning. Lightning was an unfortunate incidence. You look lovely, lovely.
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
JOEY: Ohh, you know what it is? It's smudgy 'cause they're fax pages. Now when I was on Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Remoray, they'd send over the whole script on real paper and everything.
Chandler: Emma was doing it!
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.