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Rachel: Wow that was a big one.
Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!
Joey: Yeah-yeah right. Thats okay. Thats fine. Thats uh, pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, its no big deal. All right? I think Im gonna go. (Stands up.)
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Rachel: Yeah, that was a real good one.
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
Ross: Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Ross: (turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Monica: (At a loss for words) Boy, that was-that was, umm terrific.
Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!
Rachel: Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.
RICHARD: Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochee's Leroy Brown.
Emily: What was all that about?
Chandler: What we did last night was....
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Rachel: I didnt have to, because I was wearing my I heart Ross sandwich board and ringing my bell.
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Chandler: Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I dont mean tight, I mean its not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!
Rachel: Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering
Joey: That was good beer.
Monica: I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Ross: No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing. Nice.
Rachel: (laughs) Yknow when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
Phoebe: Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Rachel: Well yknow I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "Whats up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"
Monica: Yes, it was!
Rachel: No, it wasn't. It was actually the
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.
Joey: How was your conference?
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Chandler: Yes that was mine.
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Mike: ...and I was wondering if... you know, maybe one of you guys... (Ross stands up)
Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Mr. Treeger:: I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!
Rachel: No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!
The Museum Official: (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available
Rachel: Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.
Chandler: Yes that was a nice place!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: Chandler, I said I was sorry.
MR. TREEGER: I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin'. You never know.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
(Why was this the trailer? Well, thats because it was an introduction into the special out takes episode that immediately followed the show. The entire out takes episode, Friends: The Stuff Youve Never Seen can be read by following this link.)
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Rachel: That was not funny!
Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
JOEY: Well OK then. [oven timer goes off behind Chandler] Was that the oven timer?
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?!
Monica: That was unbelievable!
Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious.
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.