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Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Monica: It was so wild! We told em we were the Gundersons in 16
Conan: It was a little game. Yeah, with an electric buzzer.
Lisa: He fell down once! And we re-did it and we went back. And he(laughs)he was afraid he was gonna fall down
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Monica: Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Matt: I think I was supposed to say, "I dont know," and go over and open the door. And I went
Matt: (everyone laughs) And then it was like four takes later before we could get through it with a straight face.
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
Joey: How was your conference?
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Chandler: Yes that was mine.
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Mike: ...and I was wondering if... you know, maybe one of you guys... (Ross stands up)
Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Mr. Treeger:: I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!
Rachel: No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!
The Museum Official: (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available
Rachel: Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.
Chandler: Yes that was a nice place!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: Chandler, I said I was sorry.
MR. TREEGER: I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin'. You never know.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
(Why was this the trailer? Well, thats because it was an introduction into the special out takes episode that immediately followed the show. The entire out takes episode, Friends: The Stuff Youve Never Seen can be read by following this link.)
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Rachel: That was not funny!
Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
JOEY: Well OK then. [oven timer goes off behind Chandler] Was that the oven timer?
Monica: That was unbelievable!
Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious.
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?!
Joey: Your other student, was you!
Ross: That was going to be my next argument.
Chandler: (rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?
Joey: Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Joey: Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Monica: What was that?
ROSS: Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...
Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Monica: I was frustrated.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
Janine: Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Ross: She, she was different.
CHANDLER: Joey was in a porno movie.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Joey: I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! (removes a small plastic spade used by children to play on the beach from his backpack)
Ross: Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.
Frank Sr.: Yes, yes I was.
Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
MRS. GREENE: Well, my goodness, what was that?
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.
Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
Ross: It was, it was her voice.
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Ross: I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I havent done that since I was four and I washed my dads Porsche with rocks.
Chandler: Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Monica: No! But, Im throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.