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CAROL: Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. (Sets yogurt down on table)
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Angela: We're just friends.
Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
CHANDLER: No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Chandler: Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
Phoebe: (sits down) Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Chandler: Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Ross: I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
RACH: Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake. [Phoebe and Rachel go to counter.]
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Mike: So we're doing it?
Phoebe: Uh huh...we're playing you two.
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Chandler: Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
Ross: (with a frozen smile on his face, realizing something's wrong with Jarvis) Ok... now... now we're just holding hands! (pulls his hand away)
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.
Joey: And we're okay?
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Chandler: Well, we're not.
Rachel: We're having a party.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
Chandler: We're growing up.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
RTST: But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Chandler: We're taking a break!
MONICA: No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.