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Monica: Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.
Chandler: We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
ROSS: Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.
Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Passenger #1: We're all getting off. There is no Philange!
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, we're done.
Monica: Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
Chandler: It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!
Chandler: Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!
PHOEBE: Oh all right, then I guess we're going back into the hallway.
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
CHANDLER: You hear that? We're the guys.
JOEY: We're the guys.
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
MONICA: So we're back on?
Ross: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.
CAROL: We're back on.
Rachel: Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Ross: Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!
CAROLINE: I assume we're talking about the baby now.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
CHANDLER: We're worried about you.
RACHEL: We're good?
Chandler: Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?
JOEY: What're you gettin' so bent out of shape for, huh? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
Chandler: Right on! Oh! Uh, but, dont take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.
ROSS: Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.
Ross: What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
CHANDLER: Alright, we're gettin' closer.
Rachel: Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That's not nonchalant!
Waiter: Look; you got stood up, who cares? We're gonna show you a good time. Just sit and relax. In fact, let me bring you a crab cake appetizer on the house.
Kim: So anyway we really (Someone exhales and Rachel turns and coughs.) Honey, we're just smoking all over you.
MONICA: We're good.
Stage Manager : And we're out!
Rachel: You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.
Phoebe: Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
Ross: We're good.
Ross: Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. (He starts backing out of the store.)
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
Monica: I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in.
Susan: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie.
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Monica: So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?
Roger: Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...
Joey: (walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Chandler: You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
MONICA: Hi. Uh, we'll be right there, we're just trying to decide something. [shuts the bathroom door]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
CHANDLER: Yes, we're standing out ground...apparently.
Monica: I feel really sad that we're not really there anymore.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
LITTLE BULLY: We're ok.
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
KEVIN: So, we're on our way to a couple of parties.� Um. . . maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
MONICA: Okay, so, uh, we're in France, we're making the toast. Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?
Phoebe: All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.
All: Yeah! As long as we're here!
JOEY: No, we're alright.
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
Ross: We're still going at the game, right?
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.
ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
ROSS: Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?
Monica: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.
MONICA: We're not doing anything.