words in movies
MONICA: Sorry we're late.
RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. (Sets yogurt down on table)
Angela: We're just friends.
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
CHANDLER: No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Chandler: Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Phoebe: (sits down) Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.
Ross: I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
Chandler: Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
RACH: Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake. [Phoebe and Rachel go to counter.]
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Phoebe: Uh huh...we're playing you two.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Mike: So we're doing it?
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Chandler: Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
Ross: (with a frozen smile on his face, realizing something's wrong with Jarvis) Ok... now... now we're just holding hands! (pulls his hand away)
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Joey: And we're okay?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Rachel: We're having a party.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
Chandler: Well, we're not.
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Chandler: We're growing up.
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
RTST: But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.
Chandler: We're taking a break!
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!