words in movies
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Phoebe: Yes. We're here to make a rather sizeable donation to the children.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Fake Monica: Oh, by the way, tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.
Ross: We're all alone in an empty apartment.
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Doug: We're, we're just gonna get a little sip of water.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
CHANDLER: [to the woman who just rejected him] All right look. Penis schmenis. We're all people. [She walks away again.]
Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that?
Rachel: We're sorry.
Phoebe: Okay, we're on it. We're on it.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Ross: We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Phoebe: If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).
Chandler: Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her.
Ross: So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well I guess we're even.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
Ross: We're fine, we're fine.
RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.
Chandler: And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.
Phoebe: Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin...
Ross: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.
Janice: Okay. All right. This is what we're gonna call it: 'Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!'
Ross: Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?
Chandler: Boys? We're going in.
Monica: Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
Ross: We're here!
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
JOEY: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.
Passenger #1: We're all getting off. There is no Philange!
ROSS: Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.
Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, we're done.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!
Monica: Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Chandler: It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.
JOEY: We're the guys.
PHOEBE: Oh all right, then I guess we're going back into the hallway.
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Chandler: Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
CHANDLER: You hear that? We're the guys.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Ross: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.
Ross: Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.
MONICA: So we're back on?
CAROL: We're back on.
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Rachel: Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Monica: Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
CAROLINE: I assume we're talking about the baby now.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
CHANDLER: We're worried about you.
Ross: What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
Chandler: Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?
ROSS: Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.
RACHEL: We're good?
JOEY: What're you gettin' so bent out of shape for, huh? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
Waiter: Look; you got stood up, who cares? We're gonna show you a good time. Just sit and relax. In fact, let me bring you a crab cake appetizer on the house.
CHANDLER: Alright, we're gettin' closer.
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Chandler: Right on! Oh! Uh, but, dont take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.
Rachel: Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That's not nonchalant!
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Kim: So anyway we really (Someone exhales and Rachel turns and coughs.) Honey, we're just smoking all over you.
Phoebe: Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Ross: Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. (He starts backing out of the store.)
Rachel: You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.