words in movies
Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Ross: Well be starting with apples.
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Dr. Zane: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Rachel: Well take Literature!!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Ross: All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I have prepared for such an event. (He opens up an envelope and holds up some note cards.) The Lightning Round!
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Monica: We wont. (to Chandler) 300?
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Joey: Look, we are not gonna
Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Monica: Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadnt gotten the question wrong!
Rachel: I dont know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, itll die.
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Ross: Yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.
Chandler: Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Monica: No, we don't. (reaches for box)
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
Phoebe: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?
Monica: (entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Chandler: Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!
MONICA: Ross, I hated you when we were kids.
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
MONICA: We, we just wanna see the end.
Lecturer: Were beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colours. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink....
Ross: I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didnt tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.
Ross: So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.
Monica: OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...
Chandler: Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break!
RICHARD: Shall we?
Rachel: All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Joey: All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Ross: Okay, well, that Wow, okay, well, umm then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.
Monica: Hey, see that snippy guy over there? Hes the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Phoebe: All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!
Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty."
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
RACHEL: Thank you. So are we good?
MONICA: We didn't order cake.
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
The Doctor: What do we got here?
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
Monica: Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.
Joey: Well, were fashioning a very long poking device.
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Ross: Were really gonna do this, huh?
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Monica: Why dont we just find a place for it?
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Ooh! Yknow what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour.
MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.
MONICA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks?
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Phoebe: Oh good! Because we have an "I'm sorry" song.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
PHOE: Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better.
Monica: No, we haven't seen her since this morning.
Joey: Why dont we just go on two.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
Waiter: Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
Rachel: (entering) Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!
Phoebe: I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
ROSS: Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.
Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.
Joey: All right, we have to pick captains.
Mr. Geller: They never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?
Phoebe: Alright, no, we could look at them!
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Rachel: So all we have is ice?
Chandler: Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
Joey: Yeah, well be fine.
Tommy: Can-can we take a look at your ticket?
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Ross: Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?
Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.
Joey's Co-Star: We would, but when we went to exhume Jessicas body, it was gone.
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Phoebe: Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?
Ross: Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.