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Ross: Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Ross: Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Monica: We only ordered one!
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Chandler: What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean "what do we do"?
Chandler: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: We can't split them up!
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Chandler: We could trade later.
Monica: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
Phoebe: Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Ross: Are we off the bridge?
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Joey: We gotta get them out of there!
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Joey: Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Ross: To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Phoebe: No, did we miss it?
Phoebe: Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Chandler: Well, at least we got these little guys out.
Chandler: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
Chandler: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
Gate attendant #2: Yes, the Philange is fixed. As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case.
Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Phoebe: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Monica: We got some time.
Rachel: Okay, should we get some coffee?
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Chandler: We are switching back, right now!
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Chandler: Were the Bings.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Joey: Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Monica: We have a baby?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
The Director: Here we go.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
David: Okay, were good.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
ROSS: We don't.� But I thought it would be nice to get to know him.� You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Chandler: Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Chandler: We got the honeymoon.
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey: (entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
Phoebe: We dont know.
Chandler: Were back!
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Joey: We know its Ross!
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..
Chandler: We are on our honeymoon.
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Ross: You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we havent actually met...
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Chandler: (looks at Monica then at them) We need the stuff.
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Chandler: I think we may have really done it this time.
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
Joey: Oh I think we do.
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds.
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!