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Rachel: It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Monica: We all chipped in.
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.
Joey: Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.
Girl: We did?
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.
Monica: Why would we do that?
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Rachel: Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "got the keys."
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Ross: Here we come, walkin' down thethis doesn't smell like Mom's.
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Rachel: Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Were kidding!
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.
Devon: So good then! Well see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Joey: Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Joey: So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Rachel: No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
Issac: Yeah, we are.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Croupler: Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
Stevens: We never get smacked.
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Monica: (closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! Were out of soda.
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours!
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Ross: Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Chandler: (interrupting him) We didnt play it!!
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.