words in movies
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is memorizing his lines. Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well.]
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Chandler: So it did go well.
Joey: Oh, it went amazingly well!
Chandler: Well, it is overdue.
Monica: Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.
Monica: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
Monica: Well, what happened?
Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until... (The flashback shows Paulo lying face down on the massage table and slowly moving his hands up Phoebe's legs and grabbing her butt.)
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Well, maybe we can fix it yknow? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. (Sees Chandler.) Well well, look what you brought.
Rachel: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Chandler: Well thats good. Because you didnt! And Im incredibly happy for ya!!
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Joey: Well Ross was hangin out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler....
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Phoebe: Well when can we have this shower?
Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmothers? Wouldnt they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Oh, well, it doesnt have a nameoh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesnt have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?
Phoebe: Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: Well, youre not.
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!
Ross: Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep.
Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joeys torso, but that doesnt work very well and hes forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Rosss crotch.)
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Chandler. Well my boss and I worked out a deal where I only have to be in Tulsa four days a week, so the other three I can be here with you.
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
Phoebe: Well, it felt French.
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Phoebe: Well, hes very charming.
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Phoebe: Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadnt been on the toilet.
Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
Receptionist: Well, heres a schedule of whats coming up. (Hands it to him.)
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Joey: Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.
Ross: Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Phoebe: (to Bonnie) Well I hope you have fun tonight.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Phoebe: Okay well, he would turn things to gold.
Rachel: Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Fireman #2: Well someone does.
Chandler: Well, I have a call in about that.
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Phoebe: Well, if you think it will help.
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Ross: Oh, sorry. Well, look, maybe I can help you with it.
Rachel: Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal.
Ross: Well thanks!
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
Monica: Well, then, Im okay with being high maintenance.
Rachel: Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Rachel: Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). "From Gavin"
Chandler: Well, maybe you dont marry this one.
Joey: Well maybe I love ya.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)
Joey: WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Chandler: Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I kinda thought.
Rachel: Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
PHOEBE: I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Rachel: Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.
Chandler: Well, I did not know that.
Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
Phoebe: Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Rachel: Well, I-I should've told you the truth.
Rachel: Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
ROSS: Well just hold him like you'd hold a football.
The Dry Cleaner: Well, then its not on the wall yet.
Joey: Oh well, its not on TV yet.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!
Ross: Well you sure used a large font.
Joey: Well Im not proud of this, but (He turns around and starts to mess with his eyelids.)