words in movies
ROSS: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, 'Gershwin musical' actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.
GRANDMOTHER: Is it really your fa--I can't... well of course it is.
GRANDMOTHER: It was your mother's idea. Ya know, she didn't want you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didn't want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.
RACHEL: Well, that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
MONICA: Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
JOEY: Well she better get here soon, the outlet stores close at 7.
MONICA: Well put it back.
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
RACHEL: Oh, yeah, well hey, welcome to our sauna.
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock?
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
ROSS: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Ross: Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.
Monica: Well?
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio
Chandler: Well, thats the best kiss Ive had with anyone Ive ever met in a mens room.
Ross: Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Rachel: Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do?
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.
Phoebe: Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.
Phoebe: Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Mike: Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever go.
Ross: Well that I can believe.
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Phoebe: That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!
Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing, Monica did!
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Phoebe: Well, freaked. Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alices like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Phoebe: Yeah well, in America you're just an "ass".
Joey: Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Chandler: Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.
Ross: (happily) Oh. (Realizes then sadly) Oh. Well I uh, I brought her some bloemen. (Flowers in Dutch.)
Chandler: Well, it sounds kinda stupid... (looks at the TV) Whos she?
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Ross: Well, start looking.
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Joey: Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in.
RICHARD: Wow. Well being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Joey: Yeah. Well, so far yeah. But it's tough you know? I got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it. (Gives Chandler the "Joey-love," look.) How you doin?
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Chandler: Well, now, I actually have to get to work.
Joey: Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Ross: Well, apparently not, and I cant just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Ross: I-I know. Well if something comes up... (walks away)
Rachel: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Rachel: Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
MONICA: Well, what about his family?
Phoebe: Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!
ROSS: Well, there you go.
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
RACHEL: Well, what about my stuff?
Will: Well, we did a little more than that.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Joey: Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Phoebe: Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
MONICA: Well, didn't you?
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Phoebe: (to Vince) Well, that couldve been really awkward.
WRITER: Makes up most of his lines. Son-of-a-. Yeah, well, write this jerkweed.
Joey: Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
Joey: Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
Monica: Okay, good, cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...
Receptionist: Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.
Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7Oh! And theres this great little place, Alessandros.
Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.)
Phoebe: Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Joey: (Voice cracking) Well thats like summer in a bowl.
PHOEBE: Well, then...Let's.
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!