words in movies
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Rachel: So were done then!
Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Rachel: A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Phoebe: What were you doing?
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.
Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.
Joey: But you two were supposed to be together.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Bitsy: We were just chit-chatting. How's your friend?
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Chandler: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Chandler: Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldnt picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7!
Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Phoebe: Who said you were?
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Joey: Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Ross: No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.
Chandler: No, there were two.
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.