words in movies
Monica: Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Joey: Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Chandler: No, there were two.
Ross: No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
Paul: You two were married?!
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
CHANDLER: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
PHOEBE: I hope you were using protection.
CHANDLER: For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Ross: When did I say you were boring?!
Chandler: Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?
Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Monica: You were just being so nice to him!
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
Monica: What were you doing in Africa?
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Ross: Were you the ones called the cops?!
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.