words in movies
Phoebe: (Turning to Chandler) where were you standing?
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Ross: (realizes something) The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
PHOE: What were you thinking?
Monica: My God, I cant believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
Monica: When you were little you slept through the Grand(Pointing again)Oh fffff .
Ross: Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?
MONICA: Ross, I thought you were over this.
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Ross: You were at the coffeehouse!
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Chandler: I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me.
Chandler: I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
ROSS: You were in a porno?
PHOE: Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
MONICA: Ross, I hated you when we were kids.
Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
RACHEL: At the Copa, Copa Cabana (everyone joins in) The hottest spot north of Havana. At the Copa, Coo-pa Ca-ban-a, music and fashion were always the passion, at the Copa....
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic.
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Monica: If Phoebe were my maid of honor
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Malcom: Were you following me?
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Joey: I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Chandler: Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
Ross: She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.