words in movies
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Rachel: No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Ross: (realizes something) The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
PHOE: What were you thinking?
Monica: My God, I cant believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
Monica: When you were little you slept through the Grand(Pointing again)Oh fffff .
Ross: Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?
MONICA: Ross, I thought you were over this.
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Ross: You were at the coffeehouse!
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Chandler: I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
Chandler: I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?
Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me.
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
ROSS: You were in a porno?
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
PHOE: Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better.
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
MONICA: Ross, I hated you when we were kids.
Monica: If Phoebe were my maid of honor
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
RACHEL: At the Copa, Copa Cabana (everyone joins in) The hottest spot north of Havana. At the Copa, Coo-pa Ca-ban-a, music and fashion were always the passion, at the Copa....
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic.
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Malcom: Were you following me?
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.
Rachel: What? They were like this!
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Joey: I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
Chandler: Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Ross: She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)