words in movies
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Chandler: Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Rachel: So were done then!
Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Rachel: A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Phoebe: What were you doing?
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.
Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.
Joey: But you two were supposed to be together.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Bitsy: We were just chit-chatting. How's your friend?
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Chandler: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Chandler: Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldnt picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?
Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.
Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7!
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Phoebe: Who said you were?
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Joey: Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
Chandler: No, there were two.
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Ross: No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Chandler: Yes, we were just