words in movies
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
Phoebe: Yes, when I first met you, you were like, "Blah, blah, blah." I was like, shhh!
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?
Rachel: No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!
Phoebe: What were you modeling for?
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Rachel: Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.
JOEY: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.
Phoebe: Right. (Pause) Or you might get everything youve wanted since you were fifteen.
Joey: (pause) Because Vincent, we were lovers. (Pause) For two years!
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?
Rachel: Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Chandler: I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Chandler: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
Ross: And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Phoebe: Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
Phoebe: (Turning to Chandler) where were you standing?
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Chandler: When we were?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Joey: No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Yknow? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.
Rachel: (to Dr. Franzblau) Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating.
Kyle: Oh, oh, I thought we were just talking.
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
Ross: What, uh... what were you thinking?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Blonde girl: Sorry...we were just leaving
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Chandler: I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Chandler: (Also very excited) That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!
Ross: Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six.
Rachel: You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
JOEY: They're takin all my stuff back. I guess you were right.
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Joey: Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Phoebe: Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
Joey: To her parents I think and she said you shouldnt call her. But if I were you I would.
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
Joey: Well, Im pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
Dr. Baldhara: Even if he were... cornered?
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Ross: (realizes something) The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.
PHOE: What were you thinking?