words in movies
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
RICHARD: Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?
Joey: What's wrong buddy?
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Phoebe: What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, what's going on?
Monica: Hey, what's up?
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Monica: Wow, what's the bad news!
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Joey: What's the matter?!
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Rachel: What's up?!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
Phoebe: Really?! What's your name?
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
Chandler: What's going on?
Doug: The joke Bing. What's the matter with you?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Ross: Hey! What's up?
Monica: What's with him?
Ross: What's up?
Monica: Well, what's the job?
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Rachel: What's going on?
Monica: What's goin' on?
Joey: Yeah, what's that like?
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
Chandler: Hey man, what's up?
Chandler: (stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?
Phoebe: Oh hey Joey! What's up?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Ross: What's going on?
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Danny: Yeah, what's the gala for?
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Frank: (To Phoebe) What's with him?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
Janine: What's wrong?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Ah sure. What's in 'em?
Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?
Chandler: What's up with the simian?
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Chandler: Sure. What's up?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Phoebe: Ugh, what's right with them?
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Joey: (dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower) What's going on?
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
MONICA: Then what's the problem?
Woman No. 1: (looks into the box) Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby?!
PHOEBE: Hey Ryan, what's up?
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
ROSS: What's she look like?
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!
Rachel: Hey! What's up?!
Ross: Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Monica: Joey, what's going on?
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
Ross: (entering) Hey! I just heard. What's up?
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?