words in movies
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?
Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)
EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?
Ursula: Oh great! (Opens the door.) (Disappointed) Oh, you. Umm, what's up?
MONICA: Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?
PHOEBE: So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
CHANDLER: Look I, I can't.� What's going on?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Ross: What's goin' on?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. What's this? (picks up a book)
Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?
Rachel: Yeah, what's it about?
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
Rachel: What's going on?
Chandler: What's your point?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Rachel: Okay, what's up?
Phoebe: What's going on?
Monica: Hey, what's that?
Joey: What's the matter Ross?
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?
Joey: What's wrong buddy?
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Ross: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
Aunt Lillian: (reentering) What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, what's going on?
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: Hey, what's up?
Monica: Wow, what's the bad news!
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Rachel: What's up?!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
Doug: The joke Bing. What's the matter with you?
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Joey: What's the matter?!
Phoebe: Really?! What's your name?
Monica: What's goin' on?
Ross: What's up?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Monica: What's with him?
Ross: Hey! What's up?
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Monica: Well, what's the job?
Rachel: What's going on?
Joey: Yeah, what's that like?
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
Chandler: Hey man, what's up?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Chandler: (stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?
Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: Oh hey Joey! What's up?
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
Danny: Yeah, what's the gala for?
Frank: (To Phoebe) What's with him?
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: What's up with the simian?
Chandler: Ah sure. What's in 'em?
Janine: What's wrong?
Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?
Phoebe: Ugh, what's right with them?
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
Chandler: Sure. What's up?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Joey: (dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower) What's going on?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
Woman No. 1: (looks into the box) Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby?!
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
MONICA: Then what's the problem?
PHOEBE: Hey Ryan, what's up?
ROSS: What's she look like?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
Chandler: What's going on?
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)