words in movies
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Rachel: Then what's with all the bananas?
Gavin: What's Ross doing to you on that picture?
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Monica: What's that supposed to mean?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
JOEY: [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
Precious: I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Man: Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?
Rachel: What's that?
Monica: What's going on with you?
Joey: What's the thing you know?
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?
Rachel: What's that?
Monica: Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?
Ross: So, what's going on now?
Rachel: Ross, what's the matter?
Monica: (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Monica: Well, what's the part?
Mr. Geller: What's the score?
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Joey: What's up man?
Joey: What's wrong?
Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
Monica: What's the matter?
Ross: What's goin' on?
CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What's going on?
Roger: What's wrong, sweetie?
Joey: (Runs out in a towel) What's the matter with you?!
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: (entering) Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! (Sees that Chandler has a worried look on his face) What's the matter?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Rachel: What's up?
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
Monica: Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?
Ross: Okay, okay, what's going on?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
Susan: What's it look like?
MONICA: What's to know? Buy sell, high low, bears bulls...[on the phone] Yes Manhattan...yeah telephone number of the stock...selling store.
Barry: What's the matter?
Joey: Chandler... hey... (he goes towards his room but he stops near Emma's cot) Rach... what's Hugsy doin' in the crib with Emma? (he looks puzzled)
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Monica: What's with the guitar?
Flight Attendant: Alright. What's the message?
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
ROSS: I don't know. What's in this pie?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Joey: Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
Rachel: What's that? (Points to the box.)
Joey: Okay, I see what's going on here.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Rachel (to Steve): Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (To Monica.) What's up?
RACHEL: What's up?
MONICA: All right, what's goin' on?
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?
CHANDLER: What's in the bag?
RACH: What's the matter?
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
ROSS: What? What's wrong?
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
Phoebe: Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?
Phoebe: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
ROSS: What's the matter?
Young Ethan: Then, what's the problem?
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
CHANDLER: What, what's what you mean?
CHANDLER: What's this?
MONICA: So, what's this.
Monica: What's goin' on?
RACHEL: What's goin' on?
Monica: What's a 'niffle'?
ROSS: C'mon, what's his name?