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Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry what?
Chandler: Oh, whats at 8:00?
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?
Ross: Hey, yknow what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (Monica shakes her head in disgust.)
Joey: Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Ross: What? I cant cancel on Joan!
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
David: (disappointed) Oh. Uh, what?
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: What?! Tonight?!
Chandler: Thats what Monica said.
Joey: Oh well, that changes everything! (Grabs his menu and starts looking at it again. The waiter leaves.) Yknow what Pheebs?
Joey: Yknow-yknow what I really want?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Whats the rush? What?
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Rachel: What?! What?!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Frannie: (turning around) Monica! What
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
Phoebe: Thats really beautiful. What does it mean?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)
Ross: What? Oh, okay. Wait here. (Goes to get it, but before he gets there Aunt Millie sits down on it forcing him to pull it out from behind her which gets her attention.)
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Lewis: What kinda noise?
Paul: (panicked) What?
Monica: For what?
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: (excitedly) Who you what? Who you what?!
Joey: (excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!
Ross: What?!
Joey: What?!
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
PHOEBE: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Melissa: What one?
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Ross: Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?
Cassie: (noticing her) What?
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Ross: What?
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Ben: Whats a virgin?
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Rachel: Monica what?
Phoebe: What?!
Monica: I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
Joey: What cha doing?
Chandler: Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Phoebe: Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
Chandler: (writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What?! What?!
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Chandler: Whats going on?
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Monica: What kind of karate is that?
Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
PHOEBE: No. This is what I do for luck, ok.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: What?!
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: So whats your name?
Joey: What award are you practicing for?
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?
Chandler: Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?
Phoebe: Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)
Chandler: Whats up?
Phoebe: What are they?
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: (wiping his face) What?!
Phoebe: Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?
Chandler: What?
Monica: What is that?
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Joey: Picture? What picture?
Rachel: Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?